Antique Cross Sale Funny Classified Ads?

Funny Classified Ads? - antique cross sale

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"My mother experienced the custody of the children. Fenced yard, food, and feel understood.

Dog for sale: eats anything and loves children.

"The man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Stock and store. Limit: one.

Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale

-3 Years old teacher needed for preschool children. Experience preferred.

Bowl set for a cook to a round bottom for efficient beating, please.

"Girl wanted to cut off head illusion help magicians. Blue Cross and wages.

"Dinner Special - Turkey $ 2.35, chicken or beef $ 2.25, children 2.00 $

-FO --r sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

"Now your chance to get piercings, and is an additional pair at home, too.

"We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

3 comments:

♥Mrs.Kno... said...

have a co-star!
You are funny ...
0.o

so_what said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ...
HILARIOUS! Favorite children and every tear your clothes! Star for you!:)

the-famo... said...

Lol well, he's a star

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